Stephen Strange:I dont know, I hadnt gotten to that part yet.Baron Mordo:Temporal manipulations can create branches in time. "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Tom Magliozzi 2. [pause]Do you ever laugh? These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man. We drank, we fought he made his ancestors proud!Jane Foster:Put him on the bed.Erik Selvig:[to Thor]Oh, I still dont think youre the god of thunder. But it doesn't always roll that way. Just look at you. Stephen Strange:I had to tell you. Youve gotta clean up your room, its a complete mess!Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:Im not boring, youre boring! There is no passion to be found in playing small, in settling for a life that is. Because its really not your style, Rogers.Steve Rogers:Youre right. Funny Marvel Quotes. Natasha Romanoff:Thor, report on the Hulk. Lets get a cab., Emil Blonsky: Ive run into bad situations on crap missions before. This film featured a lot of soul-searching and fighting, but the moments of brevity between TChalla and Shuri were probably the funniest parts. Im shaking your hand too long. Hes no Spider-Man.MJ:What is it with you and Spider-Man?Flash Thompson:What? Always hold it high. "Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.". To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.". "A person's a person, no matter how small.". I just need these two things.Peter Quill:What?Rocket Raccoon:[laughing]No, I thought itd be funny! Stephen Strange:Im sorry, Im confused as to the relationship here. Check back regularly as well update this post whenever theres a new Marvel film released! Spider-Man follows me? Were killing you first!Rocket:Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name., [Yondu removes a leaf-shaped ornament from his suit and shows it to Groot]Yondu:The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it. Stephen Strange:Doctor Strange.Peter Parker:Oh, youre using made-up names. [Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks]Spider-Man:Wait a minute You guys arent the real Avengers! Your father. You know whats boring? Hes not going anywhere. A master of witty quips, these are the best funny lines from Iron Man (the first movie). Arent you cute? And how do you know about my daily routine? Subscribe. Steve Rogers ( Chris Evans) "I can do this all day." Steve Rogers "I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance." Steve Rogers to Peggy Carter ( Hayley Atwell) "I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.". I took it too far. [picks up the stuff and throws at him]Thor:Youre being a really bad friend!Hulk:You bad friend!Thor:You know what we call you?Hulk:No!Thor:We call you a stupid Avenger.Hulk:YOU TINY AVENGER!, Hulk:Thor go. I like your plan. Youre taking all the stupid with you., Peggy Carter:Wait! The red, the white. is so slow. I mean, once. Luckily for us all those head-butts also lead to plenty of banter. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. Well, it probably would have hurt, right? Whats Mew-mew?, Darcy:Look! A handsome, muscular man.Peter Quill:Im muscular.Rocket Raccoon:Who are you kidding, Quill? 4 quotes that will help you remember life's most important mission: working on becoming the BEST version of yourself YOU can be. 7. Steve Rogers: Taller." " Peggy Carter: You can't give me orders! Steve Rogers:Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really., Sam Wilson:You must miss the good old days, huh?Steve Rogers:Well, things arent so bad. No!Rocket:He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.Yondu:[angrily]Thats not what I said!Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:Hes relieved you dont want him to.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:He hates hats.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:On anyone, not just himself.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:[to Yondu]One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute its just because you realize part of that head is the hat. They look Chinese. Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you dont wanna know more?, Spider-Man:Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?War Machine:Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?Iron Man:I dont know, I didnt carbon date him. Hes our friend.Nebula:All any of you do is yell at each other. [Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]Sif:Ive got this completely under control! Im impressed., Jane Foster:Thats a quantum field generator isnt it?Eir:Its a soul forge.Jane Foster:Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?Eir:[surprised]Yes.Jane Foster:[to Thor, quietly pleased]Quantum field generator., Jane Foster:[Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing]Darcy!Darcy Lewis:[She drops Ian]Jane!Dr. Korg:Thank you very much, I will., Bruce Banner:[as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans]Thanks, kids! You kiss your mother with that mouth?, Tony Stark: [as Thor leaves a Bifrost mark]That man has no respect for lawn maintenance.. Stephen Strange:I seriously dont know how you fit your head into that helmet.Tony Stark:Admit it, you shouldve ducked out when I told you to. What do you need me to do?Hank Pym:I want you to break into a place and steal some shit.Scott Lang:makes sense., Scott Lang:Well, technically, I didnt rob them. Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! [Wong laughs]. Of course not!MJ:I mean its kind of obvious., MJ:You know, Susan Yang thinks youre a male escort.Peter Parker:What? Samuel Sterns: No, not yet! This is a day." -Andy Samberg. I thought you drowned., Happy Hogan:You handle the suit. "One man can accomplish anything once he realizes he can be something bigger". [raises his arms as energy flows over his hands]Grandmaster:[amused]I didnt hear any thunder, but out of your fingers was that sparkles?, Thor: By Odins beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! Save for retirement. 10. Hes a friend from work! What was your second choice? Stephen Strange:Its Strange.Kaecilius:Maybe. [Peter notices his phone ringing]Peter Parker:I dont really wanna talk to Nick Fury.Happy Hogan:Answer the phone.Peter Parker:Why?Happy Hogan:Because if you dont talk to him, I have to talk to him. 36 Funny Graduation Quotes to Make Your Recent Grad Smile "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Leah Hall Updated: May 10, 2021. "You are graduating from college. "Nobody has a perfect life. Peter wraps his arms around him]Thats not a hug, Im just grabbing the door for you., Peter Parker:Wow, theyre in the middle of a heist! Be happy, man. Vell.Nick Fury:Mar-Vell. Jerry Maguire. Unstable dimensional openings. I mean thats the job, but THIS? Threatening! Its humiliating.Thor:Not for me, its not., Loki:Heres the thing. They spent $69.95 on a Wonder Mop.". Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. For the first time in a thousand years, I I have no path. Thor:[referring to Lokis Horned Headpiece]You dont really want to start this again, do you, Cow?, Thor:You! 101 VOTES Invisible Peter Quill: Dude, how long have you been there? Get it off!Scott Lang:I thought Daddy didnt get scared!, Paxton:Freeze!Dave:Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute! Youre stronger than her, youre smarter than her. Fortunately, I am mighty[enters a vision], [the Hulk is on a rampage]Tony Stark:[in the Hulkbuster]Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. This is gonna get weird, all right? 4. 18. Shuri:The real question is WHAT ARE THOSE? So much has happened since I last saw you. The prince of Asgards fall to Earth was immensely entertaining for those of us watching, as he tried to adjust to normal like. [Crowd howls with laughter. Free Daily Quotes. Whatever. See More Evil . Where are you from?Spider-Man:[straining]Queens!Captain America:[chuckles in mild disbelief]Brooklyn!, Ant-Man:Look, I really dont want to hurt you.Black Widow:I wouldnt stress about it. "Love can be defined with one word. Still, its the MCU, and there will always be jokes, so here are the funniest lines from Captain America: The Winter Soldier. "To have an idea is the easiest thing in the world. What do I do?Shuri:Shoot them down, genius!. As far as your nanny cops know, youre still at home. October 6, 2017. But you can always be immature. 15 graduation quotes Graduation Quote #1: Love what you do Do what you love Graduation Quote #2: Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do. My mantra?Baron Mordo:The Wi-Fi password. [Kaecilius and his Zealots are sucked into the Dark Dimension]Dr. Stephen Strange:Yeah, you know, you really should have stolen the whole book because the warnings The warnings come after the spells. Even if it did hurt, Id let it bite me. Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. No. This a tremendous idea! Hes just awesome, okay? [Hands Cassie a gift]Cassie Lang:Can I open it now?Paxton:Of course sweetheart, its your birthday. You do not have to walk through it You can run. Steve Rogers: How can I? Dr. Time loops! Will that be all?, Rhodey:Hey Tony.Tony Stark:Im sorry. there were numerous spots of humor, of course. Audrey Hepburn. Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk. Korg:The hammer ride you on your back? "Puny God" - Hulk (to Loki) If you're a huge fan of Hulk, you'd know that "Hulk smash" and "you bad friend" are not the only iconic lines from the alter ego of Bruce Banner. 1. Hammer!Darcy:Yeah, we can tell youre hammered., [Thor brings a drunken Selvig home] Jane Foster:What happened?Thor:Hes fine! Youre not my friend.Thor:No, no, no. Follow your heart/dreams. Look at you. Danielle Carson 2 Frank A. Clark If you can find a. 50 Best Graduation Quotes to Inspire the Class of 2023. [ smiles ]" " James 'Bucky' Barnes: Don't do anything stupid until I come back. Thats low. Taserface! [all the Ravagers struggle desperately not to laugh]Rocket:Thats how I hear you in my head! Joey: "It's never taken me a week to get over a relationship.". "Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life.". Seriously? Give me a hand, will you? Let me get my fingerprint out. Im being threatened!, Steve Rogers:Is everything a joke to you?Tony Stark:Funny things are., Steve Rogers:Are you nuts?Tony Stark:Jurys out., Steve Rogers:Lets start with that stick of his. "That which does not kill us makes us stronger.". In the first place God made idiots; that was for . Quotes tagged as "marvel" Showing 1-30 of 145. These are the best funny quotes from Captain America. Just Fury.Carol Danvers:What does your mother call you then?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:What do your friends call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Kids?Nick Fury:If I ever have them? Stay here. You are not friends.Drax:Youre right. "Don't downgrade yours dream just to fit your reality, upgrade your conviction to match your destiny." -Stuart Scott This quote right here is special! Stephen Strange:For what? Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?Hope van Dyne:So cranky.Dr. Spider-Man. Whatever your graduate's next phase entails, it's time to send them off with a . Arnim Zola:What is in it?Col. Tony Stark: [said to a robot] If you douse me again, and Im not on fire, Im donating you to a city college., Christine Everheart:Youve been called the Da Vinci of our time. [Peter looks confused]Tony Stark:Theres a little gray area in there and thats where you operate.Peter Parker:OhTony Stark:Alright? [catches Drax]Peter Parker:I got you! With 23 movies so far, not to mention television shows, thats quite a lot of characters, storylines and events. Hidden.Nick Fury:You sure thats what Marvel would want?Carol Danvers:Mar-Vell.Nick Fury:Thats what I said.Carol Danvers:Its two words. Harry Banks 3.) I love him! Thor:Yes, they taught it on Asgard. Don't cry because it's over. 16. Hes on the young side., Captain America:You got heart, kid. [At-Lass scans Fury]Kree Computer:Species: Human Male. [the Harrow takes out a building]Thor:Not a word, Loki:[aboard a Dark Elf ship]I thought you said you knew how to fly this thing.Thor:[looking at the controls, clearly lost]I said how hard could it be. Stephen Strange:Yeah. Everybody wants a happy ending, right? Are you spying on me?Hope van Dyne:We keep tabs on all security threats, all right? Pass along one of these inspirational (or funny, if that's more your speed) graduation quotes to the class of 2021 from the likes of Maya Angelou, Oprah, former First Lady Michelle Obama, and so many wise luminaries . [to Groot]Thats why you dont like hats?, [Peter Quill comes into Groots room, sees that his room is a mess with vines and Teen Groot playing mind-numbing game]Peter Quill:Ohh! But theyre actually an American invention. Great plan.Dr. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!". Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. Evidently, there will be a line., [Jane slaps Loki]Jane:That was for New York! [She walks away] Peter Quill:Oh she has no idea. Hes inspires me to be a better man. logo.Carol Danvers:Does, uh, announcing your identity on clothing help with the covert part of your job?Nick Fury:Said the space soldier whos wearing a rubber suit., Carol Danvers:You have three names. His antics trying to master the suit that can make him tiny (or big) were very comical at times. 100 Best Marvel Movie Quotes Inspirational Marvel Quotes "Part of the journey is the end." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame "Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life." ~ Pepper Potts, Avengers: Endgame "No amount of money ever bought a second of time." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]Peter Parker:What the hell just happened?KAREN:You jumped off a sign and landed on your face., Peter Parker:Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.. He's brave and selfless and a terrific example. There is no 'try'.". You can smell crazy on him.Thor:Have a care how you speak! Thought we wouldnt notice. It separates who you are from who you can be. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.Drax:Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.Tony Stark:What dance-off?Peter Quill:Its not a thing.Peter Parker:Like in Footloose, the movie?Peter Quill:Exactly like Footloose. "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.". Ive been reading that a lot trying to catch up., Jasper Sitwell:Is this little display meant to insinuate that youre gonna throw me off the roof? "I've got this uncontrollable need to please people.". Parton made this funny remark during her 2009 commencement speech at the University of Tennessee: "Now I usually try not to . They were extremely thorough.Darcy:I just downloaded, like, 30 songs onto there., Darcy:[On seeing Thor, whos been hit by their car, lying on the ground]Whoa, does he need CPR? Its called Footloose. Originally from Tasmania, Australia, Kristy was living in London when she unexpectedly met a Dutch bloke and ended up moving to the Netherlands to be with him. "I have nothing to prove to you." (Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel ) What looked to be a climactic one-on-one showdown between Carol Danvers and Yon-Rogg in Captain Marvel was resolved in quite a different way than we're used to seeing in the MCU. "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.". [smiles], James Bucky Barnes:Dont do anything stupid until I come back.Steve Rogers:How can I? You." Anthony T. Hincks. Funny graduation quotes "We're only here for so long. While Edward Norton was replaced by Mark Ruffalo in the later films, here was where we first met Bruce Banner and the Other Guy. As Steve desperately tried to save his childhood friend, and SHIELD, there wasnt as much levity going around as usual. "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." Rod Stewart. 3. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.Gamora:Who put the sticks up their butts?, Drax:I can barely see. "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde 2. In Iron Man 2, Tony Stark seems to be convinced that he can save the world on his own, and he has no interest in joining Nick Fury at S.H.I.E.L.D. I hate violence. Mar. Erik Selvig:Ian!Ian Boothby:Selvig! Like Adele? [Yondu hands the ornament to Groot. Do you just turn into anything you want?Talos:Ah well, I have to see it first.Maria Rambeau:Can you all do it?Talos:Physiologically, yeah. 1. Funny graduation quotes RD.com, Getty Images 1. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. What do people call you?Nick Fury:Fury.Carol Danvers:Just Fury?Nick Fury:Yep. Stephen Strange:Well, after Western medicine failed me, I headed east, and I ended up in Kathmandu.Dr. Funny or Die Is Taking Over. "Never go to bed mad. Right?Pepper Potts:Right. I have never been jealous. [looking at Nebula]Except maybe you.Nebula:[shakes her head in disbelief]Oh, my God., Yondu:Once I figured out what happened to them other kids, I wasnt just gonna hand you over!Peter Quill:You said you were going to eat me!Yondu:That was being funny.Peter Quill:Not to me!, Rocket:[snickering]Im sorry. Touch it, give it a kiss.. The Incredible Hulk was a darker film than some of the others in the MCU, but that didnt mean it lacked humor. Discover and share Funny Marvel Quotes. [Thor gives him Mjolnir] You have the little one., Valkyrie:What will you do?Thor:Im not sure. Thats when you [draws his finger across his throat in a cutthroat gesture]Drax:Why would I want to put my finger on his throat?Peter Quill:No, thats the symbol for slicing his throat.Drax:I would not slice his throat, I would cut his head clean off.Peter Quill:Its a general expression for you killing somebody. Ha! [Quill presents the prosthetic leg Rocket requested]Rocket Raccoon:Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. Bye, Mr. Criminal!, Street Vendor:Hey! While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. No, no! That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again. Just Wong? Hey Loki! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." Tony Stark 7. By the way, this is a friend of mine, the tree.. A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car. And so are you. Probably us.Wanda Maximoff:You guys know I can move things with my mind, right?, Black Widow:Thank you.Sam Wilson:[holds up Redwing]Dont thank me.Black Widow:Im not thanking that.Sam Wilson:Aw, come on. Motivational Graduation Quotes. No, that's wrong. It was an elective., Rocket Raccoon:This is Thanos were talking about. Hank Pym:You want a juice box and some string cheese?Scott Lang:Do you really have that?, Dr. And theres a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere youd like to go.Christine Everheart:You must be the famous Pepper Potts.Virginia Pepper Potts:[smiles and nods]Indeed I am.Christine Everheart:After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.Virginia Pepper Potts:I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Do you understand?, Ebony Maw:Your powers are inconsequential compared to mine.Tony Stark:Yeah, but the kids seen more movies. Come on, just give me the book.Wong:No., Wong:Hows your Sanskrit?Dr. 430 likes. These are the best funny Guardians of the Galaxy quotes. In playing the iconic role of Spiderman, Tom Holland manages to become one of the most awkward and relatable superheroes in the MCU. I respect you too much.Dr. Bu-But thats a good thing.Mantis:Oh?Drax:When youre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are Beautiful people never know who to trust.Mantis:Well, then Im certainly grateful to be ugly., [about Mantis] Drax:This gross bug lady is my new friend., Mantis:[shaking Drax awake]Drax! Aunt May:Hungry? [everyone in the stadium looks confused]Thor:Hey, hey! Most of the funny parts of Captain Marvel come from Carol Danvers/Captain Marvels interactions with Nick Fury, but not all of them. [she kisses Steve]Peggy Carter:Go get him. The setup: Iron Man is ready to deploy his secret weapon in the stand-off against Captain America and is cohorts. Dude! Drake. *FYI - this post may affiliate links, which means we earn a commission (at no extra cost to you) if you purchase from them. Newton D. Baker Life is my college. Its so much worse., Peter Quill:You put your turd in my bed, I shave you.Rocket:Oh, it wont be my turd. After tiny end-credit glimpses for YEARS, in Infinity War the big bad Thanos finally makes a showing for real, with devastating consequences. You love it.Loki:I hate it.Thor:Its great. And you and I had a fight.Bruce Banner:Did I win?Thor:No, I won! College isn't the place to go for ideas. I mean They did teach me to tap into powers that I never even knew existed.Dr. "If you want to do something right, you make a list." - Scott Lang, 'Ant Man & The Wasp', 2018. Thor:[takes the headset]Noobmaster, hey, its Thor again. Are you looking for Why do I even talk to you guys? Ideally they would be quotes that could be related to graduating In some way (relating to victory, an ending, the future, something inspiring) So far my ideas are : Higher, Further, Faster -Captain Marvel. Like the Bob Seger Song?Dr. Hmm?Peter Quill:Im not gonna answer to Star-Munch.Rocket:I did it because I wanted to!Peter Quill:Dick., Gamora:[sceptically]A little one-inch man saved us?Rocket:Well, if he got closer, Im sure he would be much larger.Peter Quill:Its how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.Rocket:*Dont call me a racoon*!Peter Quill:Im sorry. Theres no reason to be scared.Luis:Oh, no no. Three hours youve kept me standing here!Tony Stark:[walking past him]Waiting on you now., Tony Stark:[playing Craps]Were gonna let it ride! Always Foward.Foward always. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.Thor:Thank you, sweet rabbit., Thor: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons., Tony Stark:Youre from Earth?Peter Quill:Im not from Earth, Im from Missouri.Tony Stark:Yeah, thats on Earth, dipshit!, Peter Quill:Wait, who are you?Peter Parker:Were the Avengers, man.Mantis:Youre the ones Thor told us about.Tony Stark:You know Thor?Peter Quill:Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving., Peter Quill:Dude, dont call us plucky. I dont want to talk to him. Threat: Low to None.Nick Fury:That things clearly busted., Carol Danvers:Keep the Tesseract on Earth. Funny Graduation Quotes 1. Another broken white boy for us to fix., Everett K. Ross:[after he wakes up]Is this Wakanda?Shuri:[sarcastically]No, its Kansas., MBaku:If you say one more word, Ill feed you to my children! Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. [starts gagging]Mantis:What are you doing?Drax:Ugh Im imagining being with you physically [continues gagging]Mantis:Drax! Christine Palmer:Yeah. Look who it is!Loki:[to himself]I have to get off this planet., [after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]Thor:[copies what Black Widow used to do]Hey, big guy. Lip piercing, right?Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, shes cute.Steve Rogers:Yeah, Im not ready for that., Natasha Romanoff:What about the nurse that lives across the hall from you? Iron Man 3 (April 2013) cdn.europosters.eu "Oh, my God. Monica: "That was me.". How do you even know that?. It just slipped out., Iron Man:And for goshs sake, watch your language!Captain America:[resigned]Thats not going away anytime soon., Clint Barton:You bet your ass!Maria Hill:Steve, he said a bad language word!Steve Rogers:[to Tony]Did you tell everyone about that?, Maria Hill:[about the Maximoffs]Hes got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Not Nicholas. Marvel 6. Look the world right in the eye." - Helen Keller [Imitating Banner]Im into numbers and science and stuff., Thor:Youre not even listening! funny marvel quotes for graduation. [gets thrown by Cull Obsidian]Peter Parker:Uh, what is this guys problem, Mr. Stark?Tony Stark:Uh, hes from space, he came here to steal a necklace from a wizard., Dr. Stark said you wouldnt get that because its not a Star Wars reference., Peter Parker:MJ, IMJ:am Spider-Man?Peter Parker:No. Id say we were even. I know.Wong:Well, dont stop now., Kaecilius:What is this?Dr. Drax: An hour. Maybe they'll inspire you but they'll definitely make you laugh. [Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]Thor:Get help! Not Joseph. You are, all of you are beneath me! As we finally ventured off Earth completely we met the rag-tag team that became the Guardians of the Galaxy, although, much like the Avengers, they werent a great team straight away! Scott Lang:You have to take me home. And when I spun it really, really fast it gave me the ability to fly. You better pack it up and get outta here.Ebony Maw:Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?Dr. Scott Lang:[raises hand]Excuse me, Dr. Pym?Hank Pym:You dont have to raise your hand Scott.Scott Lang:[lowers hand]Okay. But, yes!Peter Quill:What! , [Shuri drives a car and runs over someone]Shuri:What was that?TChalla:Dont worry about it, youre doing fine!, Everett K. Ross:[Everett drives up to a stranded Okoye and Nakia after their car explodes]Hop in. Plan your future. Marvel Quotes. Peter Quill: An hour? Bruce Banner:[in poor Portuguese]Dont make me hungry. Youre Bruce Banner! "Just bury me in the ocean with my ancestors that jumped from the ships, because they knew death was better than bondage." - Erik Killmonger, 'Black Panther', 2018. Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year.Tony Stark:And she wrote a story as well., Tony Stark: Let the record reflect that I observe Mr. Hammer entering the chamber and I am wondering if and when any actual expert will also be in attendance., JARVIS:May I say how refreshing it is to finally see you on a video with your clothing on, sir.. The 50+ Best WandaVision Quotes & Lines: Funny, Eerie & Iconic. Here are the best funny lines from Spiderman: Homecoming. Its just, its on fire., Korg:Hey, man. Hes the toughest there is.Thor:Well, hes never fought me.Rocket Raccoon:Yeah, he has.Thor:Hes never fought me twice., Rocket Raccoon:Nidavellir is real? Sometimes a little too much. 10. Fearless, bold, confident, caring. "You are graduating from. Youre going to fix this!Spider-Man:Two hours! You earthers have hang-ups.Ego:Yes, Drax, I got a penis.Drax:Ha! [Natasha glares at him while Bruce groans and puts his head in his hands]Thor:But not the screams of the dead, of course. Please! Orphaned on my homeworld. . Whether it's "Did we just become best friends?" or "One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands," there's likely some hilarious line in the Adam McKay movie that speaks directly to you. Flying around the city, smash it into everything in sight and everyone will see it! While the film featured a lot of science talk (quantum realm what?) If you're nothing without this suit then you shouldn't have it. Im listening.Dr. "Everyone fails at who they are supposed to be, Thor. Even if the whole world is telling you to move, it is your duty to plant yourself like a tree, look them in the eye, and say 'No, you move'.". Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game, whats boring is me, tripping over your vines every day. Is it still the greatest movie in history?, Peter Parker:[catches Mantis]I got you! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself[deep voice]You know what would be a really kick-ass name?